Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas!

Hope Santa brings you exactly what you want!

A Naughty Night Before Christmas

My Night Before Christmas

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house
I was horny as hell clicking away at my mouse

I was looking at porn on the computer with care
Fantasizing about studs with long golden hair

Hot and ready I nestled all snug in my bed
but my vibrator died when I stuck in the head

I was naked as could be holding that big dong
I had been so excited I ripped off my thong

Outside my door I heard a soft pitter patter
I fell out of bed making a really loud clatter

I passed by the window, anyone looking got a flash
I was still butt naked and I hadn't closed the sash

The moon shown off my breasts like fresh fallen snow
My neighbors would surely think I was a slutty ho

I opened my door and what did I find?
A well endowed stud ready to blow my mind

He was better than batteries any day of the week
Naughty thoughts caused a blush to creep up my cheek

I was hot and horny and ready to come
When he fell to his knees and stuck out his tongue

I wriggled and giggled and moved my pelvis against him
His tongue swirled and curled then he stuck it right in

My knees started to buckle, I was going to fall
He grabbed my buttocks and leaned me on the wall

His mouth was amazing, his tongue so fine
I hoped I could keep him and make him mine

I held back no longer and came with a shriek
Then he laid me on my bed and kissed my cheek

And then in a twinkling my legs were spread
His large cock loomed over me, the tip bright red

I drew up my knees and closed one eye
As his large candy cane slid deep into my pie

His body moved above me like liquid fire
Taking me to new heights, soaring higher and higher

My nails dug in to the muscles of his back
Pumping hard I could feel the slap of his ball sack

I looked in his eyes, how they twinkled, his smile so merry
I kissed his full lips that were red as a cherry

I envisioned him wrapped with ribbons and a bow
Waiting for me in the white Christmas snow

The length of his shaft waiting for my wet sheath
A green condom circled the head like a wreath

I opened my eyes to broad shoulders and a flat belly
I shook as he thrust my body was like jelly

His cock was chubby and plump, what a sexy elf
I was going to come again, a surprise to myself

With a wink of his eye and a thrust of his head
He pushed my body harder into the soft bed

He spoke not a word but kept up with his work
then he filled my pussy with a twist and a jerk

He laid a soft kiss beside my cold nose
And quickly up off the bed he rose

He ran out the door without a goodbye
Then suddenly past the window he did fly

I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight
"Merry Christmas, darling. I'll be back tonight."

Free Book Friday Christmas Eve Giveaway: Hot Stories for Cold Nights

I have a special Christmas Eve edition of Free Book Friday this week- Hot Stories For Cold Nights: All-New Erotic Tales to Bring the Heat Between the Sheets by Joan Elizabeth Lloyd.

Thsi steamy collection will surely warm up cold nights all winter long.

Here's a book description:

From the queen of the naughty bedtime story, an anthology of all-new erotic stories written especially for couples.

With Bawdy Bedtime Stories, Joan Elizabeth Lloyd offered sexy tales to keep fans awake-and aroused- long after dark.

Now she presents all-new sizzling stories guaranteed to make readers hot...

A woman asks the Gods to fashion a magical object- a tempting tool that will provide her with infinite rapture. But some pleasures are not so easy to give up.

When a couple realizes that their lovemaking is being watched by a voyeur, they take the opportunity to put on the best show they can in an exhibition of pure ecstasy.

After a curious couple discover their neighbors' great sex life, they find out that watching can be fun-but doing is so much better...

A man dies and discovers a heaven filled with willing, wanton women. But he soon discovers that sex without caring, without challenge, is not the paradise he'd imagined.

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Witching You a Merry Christmas: Free to Read at Circlet.com

My free holiday read is up at Circlet.com

Witching You a Merry Christmas is a short, paranormal, erotic romance, holiday tale.

Here's a taste:

Witching You A Merry Christmas

by Roxanne Rhoads

Vicki walked into Daniel’s great room and curiously eyed the Christmas tree he was decorating. The twinkling lights lit up the whole room. Multicolored sparkles bounced off the walls and furniture.

“I didn’t know vampires celebrated Christmas,” she said with a hint of sarcasm even though the warm glow of the room instantly filled her with a sense of holiday coziness. This was a side of her fellow Guardian she hadn’t seen before.

Daniel turned to her showing a hint of fang in his warm smile, “Some of us do. I was raised a Christian so I still celebrate the holidays just like I have for the past 154 years.” He turned back to decorating his tree.

“What do you ask Santa for, some blood bags in your stocking? Maybe a fresh victim or two?” Vicki asked with a sarcastic little laugh.

“Oh, Wicked Witch of the North, what do you ask Santa for?” he sneered playfully over his shoulder.

“Nice one, fang face. I ask Santa for the eradication of all evil-doers, especially fanged ones like you. I never seem to get my wish granted though.”

Daniel ignored her snarky fang comment, as he always did in the years they’d worked together. “Well it is kind of hard to stick that in a stocking or wrap it up nicely to place under the tree. Maybe you should ask for something a little easier. Destroying the evil that walks this earth is much more than a one man job, not even Santa can rid the world of evil all by himself.”

“Yeah, don’t I know it? Fighting evil threw us together.” Someone had to keep humans safe and the bad supernaturals from wreaking havoc in the world; someone like the Guardians. She had been recruited as Daniel’s partner after a rogue vampire had attacked her.

“And that’s so awful, Vick?” he asked with just a hint of a suggestive tone in his voice.

Vicki looked him up and down; tall, dark and handsome Daniel was the epitome of hawtness. Too bad he had fangs. She absent mindedly touched the scar on the back of her neck as she stared at him considering all the possibilities. If only he wasn’t a vampire, she thought to herself, he’d be the perfect guy.

Daniel noticed Vicki touch her scar. She did that a lot when she was thinking about vampires. “Vicki, you know I’m not like that. I’m not one of them. I would never hurt you.”

She looked up at him. Deep down she knew he was right; he’d saved her ass more than once out in the field. Yet she just couldn’t seem to get over the fact that he was a vampire. Just like that bastard that had almost killed her five years ago.

“Right. Of course not.” She knew she didn’t sound too convincing so she opted for changing the topic. “So what do you do to celebrate the holidays other than decorate your tree?”

“I shop for gifts, go ice skating, drink hot cocoa, watch sappy Christmas movies on TV, and my all-time favorite–sleigh rides in the snow.”

“Really?” she asked incredulously. “It all sounds so…human.”

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Happy Holidays

Tanya is the winner of Twelve Wicked Nights by Nadia Aidan

Congrats & Merry Christmas

Happy Winter Solstice

To everyone celebrating today as the Winter Solstice I hope you are having a wonderful day.

Did anyone watch the eclipse last night?

I watched about half of it before succumbing to exhaustion and heading to bed.

I did light a candle and say a few blessings in between creeping out into the cold to catch a glimpse of the moon then heading back in to get warm.

Luckily I had a great view of the eclipse from my front porch. By the time I went to bed the moon was just a sliver but clouds covered most of the show. I did get to see a little of the red shadow though. Very awesome. I am glad I stayed up to watch it. It was definitely a one in a lifetime opportunity.

The Winter Solstice, Full Moon & Lunar Eclipse

I have a question for my magically oriented friends-

What kind of power & magick is happening when a full moon, a full lunar eclipse & the winter solstice occur on the same day?

I am a half- assed Wiccan/Neo-Pagan. Why half-assed?

Well this is the belief system I feel most comfortable with yet I don't often practice so I'm not up on my magic and power knowledge. I know the full moon is a powerful time, a time for seeing spells come into fruition and for casting spells of prosperity, gain and positivity. I know the Solstice is a time for reflection and for looking ahead, a time to give thanks and to celebrate the return of the light.

What I'm fuzzy on is eclipse magic. I've read that it's not good to cast during an eclipse because it can make things wrong. But I also know that different types of wiccans and witches believe different things.

So my witchy friends tell me, will you be casting this solstice and does this line up of lunar activity mean anything specific that you know of?

For those who don't know what's going on this is what I read on wired.com:

A total lunar eclipse will be visible (weather permitting) across North
America Monday night, just in time for the longest night of the year. This will
be the first time a lunar eclipse has fallen on the winter solstice since
1638.

The Earth’s shadow will begin to blot out the moon at 1:32 a.m. EST
(10:32 p.m. PST). During totality, when the Earth is directly between the
moon and the sun, the moon will turn a rusty orange-red for 72 minutes from 2:41
a.m. to 3:53 a.m. EST (11:41 p.m. to 12:53 a.m. PST).